Your job is to provide text for greeting cards. Suggest a non-standard Valentine's Day card greeting.
We Have A Winner!!! 02/23/10
To my darling wife.Winner: davidseven
I'd rather have you than the TV remote. (Although if you don't make me choose, I will love you even more.)
Reason: My husband always complains that none of the cards sound like they're written by men. Maybe this is more what he had in mind?
Our love is true
ReplyDeleteI care for you
But apologize I must
It wasn't my intent
To give our love a bent
When I got in trouble with lust
Now you pay the price
And must sacrifice
For the mistakes made by me
To love is to forgive
And with you I choose to live
Even though I gave you STD's.
You're invited!
ReplyDeleteWhat: Being stuck on a desert island
Where: A desert island
When: February 14
Who: You and me
Why: If I had to be stuck on a desert island with someone, I'd want it to be you.
P.S. Please bring a lifeboat.
I love that you are so committed.....for 25 to life.
ReplyDeleteTo my wife,
ReplyDeleteYour stretch marks, my dear? I love every one.
They tell me you bore our daughter and son.
I love that loose skin
That our kids grew in.
Your body is beautiful for what it has done.
Happy Valentine's Day from your husband!
To my darling wife.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather have you than the TV remote. (Although if you don't make me choose, I will love you even more.)
Thanks for being who you are
ReplyDeleteAnd not apologetic.
Thanks for knowing when it's time
To ponder where you're headed.
Remember who you've always been;
Don't lose yourself, but grow.
Have a happy Valentine's.
Truly yours,
-Your Self.