The chicken crosses the road......you know what to do.
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...early every morning, to visit the handsome duck on the other side. She prays that no one questions her motives.Winner: Cindy (@GeminiWilder)
Reason: C'mon, that's pretty funny.
He looks at his wifeWinner: Inspired Dreamer
and says "I figured it out!
Just cross when it's GREEN."
Reason: Brilliance, in haiku form. And really, don't you think the chicken would figure it out eventually? Before long, they'll be on the endangered species list if they don't.
The chicken didn't have a choice when he crossed the road. He was locked tight inside the KFC container and the guy carrying it was parked across the street.
ReplyDelete...and meets Colonel Sanders.
ReplyDelete...early every morning, to visit the handsome duck on the other side. She prays that no one questions her motives.
ReplyDeleteThe chicken crossed the road
ReplyDeleteWhile searching for the toad
Who'd stolen his chapeau.
But before he could find
The evil mastermind
Fate to him was unkind:
The eyewitness did say
That Tiger's Escalade
Put an end to his days!
The chicken crosses the road, because if it didn't our world would be unbalanced. Children would never know the joy of asking each other "why did the chicken cross the road?" and answering with ludicrous answers such as "to be smashed by the building." Adults would never experience the misery of a joke without comedy that goes on far too long. And without that specific combination of joy and misery, the world would fall off its axis, propelling us all miserably through the deepest reaches of space.... or maybe just into the sun.
ReplyDeleteThe chicken crosses the road because there wasn't a parking spot in front of the nail salon.?. I know, pretty pathetic this morning, but hey Response FTW
ReplyDeleteThe chicken crossed the road because he was filling in for the frog. The poor kid holding the game controller was completely shocked at the different graphic on the screen.
ReplyDeleteHe had not seen the note in the starting screen saying "Frogger is on vacation, even a frog needs a break".
He looks at his wife
ReplyDeleteand says "I figured it out!
Just cross when it's GREEN."
The chicken crosses the road and sends
ReplyDeleteup a "Squawk!" as she stretches, beak to end.
She wakes in a rage,
Trapped in her cage,
And envies her organic, cageless friends.