Tiger Woods made a 2:30am run out of the house which ended in a bit of an accident. What was his reason for being out at that hour?
Time for a Winner! (12/08/09)
Tiger Woods just has too much fame--Winner: C. Beth (@cbethblog)
And everyone knows his name.
He didn't want us to know
So at night he did go
To play a quick putt putt golf game.
Method of Selection: Especially as the story continues to unfold, I wish it had been something as innocent as a little covert mini-golf.
A short interview with Tiger Woods revealed that his wife, who is two months pregnant requested the he fo to the all night supermarket, and get her some smoked fish.
ReplyDeleteAs he was driving out of the drive way she phones him, and had asked that he also pick up some chocolate syrup to go woth the fish. Tiger dropped his phone and was bent over reaching for it when the accident happened.
left his check for his recent win on the golf course in the back of his pants that he had dropped off at the Goodwill bin and needed to collect the check before someone else cashed it
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He just wanted a pack of smokes and some lottery tickets...
ReplyDeleteTiger Woods just has too much fame--
ReplyDeleteAnd everyone knows his name.
He didn't want us to know
So at night he did go
To play a quick putt putt golf game.
Tiger got a paper route. You guessed it: The Enquirer. Little did he know...
ReplyDeleteHe decided he needed to take a trip to the local 24 hour jewelery store for "something special".
ReplyDeleteHe had a headache and needed some fresh air.
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